Weekly Mini-Review: Sabrina (1954 & 1995)

Two for one today, since I’m reviewing the remake as well.

Linus (Bogart) at the party with Sabrina (Hepburn)

Sabrina (1954)

Story: The naive and sentimental daughter of a chauffeur who is smitten with one of the boss’s sons is sent to France to study at Le cordon Bleu and comes back more sophisticated and poised, causing a commotion in the wealthy family.

Review:  I didn’t realize it until I saw the more recent remake of the film, but the comedic elements in the film are really what make it a pleasure to watch. Bogart has surprizingly good comic timing for quips. Granted, the writing is a bit obvious in this picture, but Audrey Hepburn and the rest of the cast do such an excellent job in their parts that it stands out as one of the most sentimental Hepburn films. Both of the leading men are (as usual) way too old for Hepburn, but at least they used the situation within the story itself.

Recommended for: Audrey Hepburn fans, Meg Ryan Fans (because her films are vaguely similar in tone), people who like sentimental movies, and girls about to visit France.

Content Notes: (G)

Linus (Ford) at the party with Sabrina (Ormond)

 

Sabrina (1995)

Story: A nervous girl infatuated with the boss’s son goes to France to be a fashion photography assistant and returns more snide and determined, but gets somewhat willingly conned into dating the boss’s other son.

Review (contains spoilers): This is certainly much darker in tone than the original. Instead of just being a slick, fast-talking office-dweller, Linus (Harrison Ford) is a mean, heartless SOB in this version who decides to go off with Sabrina not because he loves her but because he “needs” her – presumably to be a better person. Yick. Rick is changed from a careless, somewhat brainless, and easily infatuated playboy into a somewhat guilt-ridden skirt chaser who secretly wants to be a businessman like Linus. I don’t blame the actor for the non-beleivability of this character though. The writing was internally dissonant, so it would have stunk regardless of casting. On top of that, there’s almost no comedy in this version. The plot of this film really can’t be taken seriously, so it kind of ruins the film to try to make it into an almost deadly serious love story. Also, having the character of Sabrina (Julia Ormond) make mean-spirited remarks and whop Linus in the gob (even if he did deserve it) makes a character that Hepburn embodied with such charm and grace seem considerably less than likable by comparison. I’m guessing this was done to “modernize” the character, but having a female lead be more independent and/or liberated doesn’t have to mean that she’s also bad tempered and has a vicous streak. There are a few other minor changes not worth mentioning. In short, watch the original; skip the faux version.

Recommended for: People who like flawed/incomplete romance films like Chocolat or City of Angels.

Content Notes: (PG) – Some swearing. hardly any though.

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Weekly Mini-Review: The Color of Magic (2008)

Astin and Jason in The Color of Magic

Story: A failed wizard is forced to guide a guileless tourist through a magical land, during which time they meet ridiculous versions of familiar fairytale characters/creatures, save the world(s), and come out as better people.

Review: Judging this as a kids’ movie, and it can hardly be considered otherwise, it’s one of the best made in recent years. The writing is not subtle, but it really isn’t trying to be so it doesn’t matter. There are some hilarious one-liners, dozens of somewhat obvious movie homages, and one of the best uses of the banana peel gag I’ve seen. On top of that, it’s in this miniseries that David Jason (from Touch of Frost) and Sean Astin (from LOTR) have finally found the roles to which they have always been destined – as is even discernible from their characterizations in the above image. Jason plays a screwy old wizard-wannabe and Astin plays a dopey pseudo-American tourist. These actors are perfectly suited to their parts. Incidentally, the sound design in this TV movie is ingenious. I never thought there was a way to make a wooden box seem happy and sad with a few well-timed squeaks. Bravo to the sound team on this flicker.

Recommended for: Kids, families, and people who just happen to like silly fantasy movies.

Content Notes: (G) – not really serious violence, and the few crude innuendos would go over any kid’s head.

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Weekly Mini-Review: Dancer in the Dark (2000)

Bjork in Dancer in the Dark

Story: A poor immigrant woman that is slowly going blind tries to earn enough money for her son’s operation (to keep him from going blind) in a lowly factory job. Obsessed with musicals, she imagines song/dance routines interspersed in her dreary life. Later, betrayal and greed by a would-be friend leads to her incarceration and death.

Review: Granted, it’s been years since I saw this film (I saw in when I was in my teens), but it had a lasting impression – and here it is: The song and dance bits are okay, but could definitely be better – even musically. As you can see above, the cinematography and mise en scene show careful and planning, despite the whole silly Dogme ’95 aura about it. While the writing itself borders on ludicrous, most of the major players (including Bjork as the lead) are excellent actors – which is partially what makes this film so gut-wrenchingly depressing. This film goes out of its way to take the most pitiful character imaginable (a poor, blind, single mother with a prospectively sick child) and basically slowly tortures her to death by inches.

Recommended for: People who’ve decided that they’re just too darned happy and need some extreme depressing, or people who can somehow tolerate Lars Von Trier’s films without becoming either clinically depressed or suicidal – but are still sadomasochistic.

Content notes: (V, VV, R) – This is a very psychologically violent movie. Having just read over the reviews of others, I don’t recommend this for young folks. While there are some viewers who just find it unbelievable and silly, others have actually found it mind-bendingly depressing. So, take care. I don’t remember any overt profanity in the film, although I must admit I wasn’t looking for it.

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Weekly Mini-Review: Alice’s Restaurant (1969)

Arlo Guthrie and Pete Seeger as themselves in the movie.

Story:(The whole Movie) The year or so of Arlo Guthrie’s life during which his friend Alice and her husband buy a church open/close a restaurant, and during which his father and one of his friends dies. (The good part of the film) All of Alice’s old friends, including Guthrie, come for Thanksgiving and have a ludicrous run-in with the law. Shortly after, Guthrie shows up for inspection upon being drafted, and is rejected because getting arrested for being a litterbug makes him too immoral to kill people for the government. As you can see in the above image, the protagonist is played by the real Arlo Guthrie. He couldn’t have been too much older than the period during which the story takes place.

Review: If you only watch from the start of the Thanksgiving scene to the end of the army inspection scene, it’s a great movie: funny, intelligent, and highly indexical of the context in which the story takes place. Unfortunately, the rest of the movie is unworthy of being attached to this short segment and not worth watching for any reason other than historical/biographical curiosity about the main character.

Recommended for: (The good part of the film) Pretty much anyone. (The rest of the film) People who like Hair, Harold and Maude, and and movies with arguing couples for their ‘good’ writing. Or, anyone who wants to learn about Guthrie’s life from his perspective.

Content notes: (14+) – Some sexualized nudity and crude ideas, not much though.

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Reviews & Ratings Page Now Merged!

Hi, everyone! I decided it was silly to have my ratings page separate from my reviews page, so I’m merging their respective content and deleting the original ratings page. I hope you all like the new, streamlined approach.

-FPC

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*New* Mini-Reviews Page Added!

Well, you asked for it so here it is: I’ve added a Mini Reviews page. The link is at the bottom of the banner on the top of the website. I’m also going to feature a mini-review a week in the form of blog posts. Enjoy!

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What is Feminist Media?

There seem to be several different definitions for the term “feminist cinema,” (or TV, as the case may be). To some, unfortunately, it means films with self-proclaimed “bitches” who spend an hour-and-a-half man-bashing, complaining about cosmetics/shaving and other methods of hair removal/magazine imagery/children, being exceptionally liberal with the sharing of physical intimacy (often in a violent and loveless way, which is often interpreted as “taking control of their sexuality” by people with low self esteem), and ultimately either ending up alone or ‘asserting their womanhood’ by becoming lesbians. Consequently, a great many philosophically lost film theorists and media commentators have proclaimed the feminist icons of cinema and television to be such woefully auto-derogatory characters as those from Bound, Boys Don’t Cry, Alias, Xena: Warrior Princess, Roseanne, Buffy (the TV show), Gone With the Wind, Thelma and Louise, films starring (and/or made by) Bette Davis/Marlene Dietrich (some, not all)/Joan Crawford, Maya Deren, and for some reason the majority of newer movies involving racial minorities and/or homosexuality – as feminism has been co-opted to include every other group perceived to be underrepresented by the mass media (in women’s social/political organizations and women’s studies textbooks, at least). If these are to be seen as examples of film and television that promote more positive and/or genuine (honest) messages about the portrayal of women in the media, the implication of this assertion is far more harmful to the perception of the place of women in society than are the influences of many of the blatantly chauvinistic films the proponents of this idea condemn.

Despite the prevalence of this ‘common’ definition of feminist cinema and television, however, I use a different set of criteria  to define what constitutes feminist media. Firstly, it must be understood that feminism is a social/political ideology – much like environmentalism, consumer protectionism, and several other well-known -isms. Because of this, I don’t believe that a film must be made by a female filmmaker, or revolve entirely around a female protagonist, in order to be a feminist film. It need only (subtly or not) incorporate the feminist mindset into its characters, story, etc. Secondly, although this is somewhat of a slippery slope, I believe the intention of the filmmaker(s) can be (but isn’t always) valid in categorizing a film as feminist cinema.

For a comparative example, let’s take a look at the two different versions of Buffy Somers from the movie and the TV show versions of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The TV Buffy spends most of the program’s run oscillating between pining away for some unattainable guy and becoming increasingly emotionally/morally bankrupt as a result of losing her guy(s). She also spends much of her time trying to recapture the good ol’ days when she was ignorant, shallow (well, okay, that part didn’t really change much), and incapable of defending herself. Essentially, the base of her character is built upon a lack of both a sense of self/identity and, as a result, a false and easily shattered outer illusion of self confidence. As a brief yet relevant sidenote, the character of Willow is an even better example. After being given the short end of the stick repeatedly in relationships, she eventually just decides to give up on men altogether – only to become the equivalent of a bad boyfriend and get dumped anyway.  Joss Whedon has repeatedly stated that his female characters, especially Buffy, were intended to portray strong female leads (to embody feminist ideals) – and that he greatly disapproves of the version of Buffy seen in the feature film. This is important to note because it illustrates his obliviousness to the state of cognitive dissonance in which he should find himself as a result of the fact that the portrayal of the female mindset adopted by TV-Buffy so heavily undermines feminism.

In contrast to this, the portrayal of the movie Buffy is both more complex and more indicative of the tenets of feminism. Arguably, the TV show picks up in a somewhat retroactively modified version of when the movie ends: Buffy has slain the local vampires and left the school in a bit of a shambles – then, moving away. There are, however, one or two key differences that shape the characters. TV Buffy got into trouble over a long period of time, causing her not-wealthy, not-oblivious parents to divorce. This left her with abandonment issues, especially in regard to men (as a Freudian thing relating to her dad leaving, I guess). This set up a big precedent for the show. At the end of the movie, she was dumped by her dopey boyfriend and Merrick had died in her arms, but she didn’t end up getting saved by a guy or doing anything too faux girl-powery (viz., 70s Wonder Woman). Also, her would-be boyfriend did help kill the monsters and she did accept him in the end, but not in a pitifully needy or soap operatic way. There; I finally did a post about Buffy.

Some other examples from cinema and television that I believe better exemplify the tenets of feminist media include certain female characters in Life Without Zoe (short film within New York Stories), Daria, A League of Their Own, Yentl, On a Clear Day You Can See Forever, Independence Day (for Vivica Fox’s role), Jumpin’ Jack Flash, The First Olympics: Athens 1896, I.Q (somewhat arguably), the Star Wars trilogy, Auntie Mame, Supercop, and the two primary “Bond girls” in Tomorrow Never Dies and For Your Eyes Only.

Now, if you want a real controversy, try to argue as to whether or not Miss Piggy is a feminist icon. That’ll make your head swim for a minute or two.

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New Ratings Page Added!

As you may or may not recall, I did a post a while back about the flaws in the current ratings systems, particularly that of the MPAA. So I decided to start an experiment: my own list of ratings for TV and Movies using a refashioned combination of MPAA, ESRB, and my own symbols/meanings.

This will be an ongoing project. The list is pretty short now and I will be adding to it over time. Also, I may change the ratings symbols if I come up with more communicative ones later on.

Check out my ratings list by clicking the link on the nav. bar at the top of the blog page labeled Movie/TV Ratings now!

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Where Are All the Christmas Movies?

In going to watch a movie the other day, I noticed a distinct lack of holiday/Christmas movies in theaters. There are about two that I know of (Arthur Christmas and A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas), but other than that there’s nothing. In the end, I wound up seeing The Muppet Movie – pleasant, but not really holiday fare. Has it always been this way or is it only recently that the film industry has run out of ideas for holiday movies, or perhaps just the motivation for producing them?

 

In fact, going by the numbers of Christmas movies theatrically released in the U.S., this is fairly recent. I don’t really think that every screenwriter alive has run out of original ideas for holiday movies. Nor do I believe that there is a shift toward a greater diversity of representation that diminishes the market for Christmas films. It isn’t as though we have seen a burst of Hanukah and Kwanzaa films, after all. And there almost isn’t such a thing as a Thanksgiving movie. Finally, the idea that the greater cultural influence of secular belief systems has lessened the demand for these films is unlikely, given that religious affiliation/dependence tends to increase during times of war and/or economic strife. Not that there aren’t tons of old Christmas movies out there to watch (again and again and again), but the last one I really liked was made back in the early 1990s and I want to see some new ones – that don’t suck. So, what’s going on here?

 

My best guess is that the diminishing quality of Christmas movies over recent years (as with most of cinema in general) caused less people to go and see them in theaters (or as rentals), which made the studios think there was less demand for Christmas movies, which influenced them to make fewer Christmas movies. Now, normally I would be all too happy to do extensive research and a long-winded analysis of this to support this theory (as I should), but it is Christmas night so I’m much to lazy and preoccupied with holiday-related stuff. Suffice it to say that filmmakers, myself included, need to make more holiday movies.

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All Reruns All the Time, and Other Recent TV Maladies

For the most past few years, I’ve pretty much entirely been watching “TV” on the internet by streaming from places like Hulu or Netflix. Starting a month or so ago, I began watching actual TV again and found that some things had changed – but not necessarily for the better.

 

Less TV, More Ads

 

It seems to me that there used to be only a few  (3-5) minutes of ads during a half-hour show. You got 25-27 minutes of show, three or so commercial breaks, and that was about it. Hour long shows were about 48-53 minutes of show. Not anymore! Now, you get 18-20 minutes of show in a half-hour program and 41-45 minutes in an hour. It seems that the idea of content (shows and movies) as an incentive to watch advertisements has eaten away significantly more of the stuff that makes TV worth watching in the first place. In a few cases (as mentioned on several late-night comedy shows, TV shows have reverted to the ancient 1940s-50s method of including ads in the shows themselves by having the characters talk about products in an overly effusive way. But, and this is the important distinction, this habit is much worse now because these ads are done in addition to regular commercial breaks and not in their stead.

 

Why is Talk Radio on TV, and Where’s the News!?!

 

It wasn’t really so long ago that CNN was a 24-hour news channel. The only thing it showed was news stories, all the time. Then, they started cutting it up into an 8-hour news cycle that repeated over and over throughout the day. Then, from what it looks like now, some of the cycles must have been replaced with discussion shows, pundit shows, and other such obnoxious drivel. Now, there doesn’t really seem to be any news left.  There are people acting like news anchors, sitting at a desk and talking beside images. But the topics they’re covering are generally things that should only be on Access Hollywood or Animal Planet. They also seem preoccupied with reading amateurish blogs and “tweets.” It isn’t just CNN either. Some local news programs (and, of course, farcical ‘news’ channels like Fox News and MSNBC) are often just as bad, if not worse. Essentially, talk radio has invaded, and continues to occupy, television news.

 

Turning the Airwaves Blue

 

One rather striking, but not surprising, addition to TV in the last few years is a longer list of uncensored swear words. I say it’s not surprising because this has been a trend throughout history. Consider that even the word “golly” was once considered shocking. This, along with instances of gratuitous shots of nude actors (presumably) dry-humping each other, have gradually increased over the years to the point where basic cable and TV one catches on the rabbit-ears are almost on par with some of the older programs on Showtime. This actually is surprising to me. Somehow, the knowledge that the actors “buffer” certain physical contact with each other during sex scenes with pillows doesn’t make it seem any less pornographic to me as a viewer. Considering that everything else is visible (and that what must be extremely tiny pillows are not), would we really notice if the pillows weren’t there? I doubt it.

 

Not Every Change is Bad

 

Okay, so by now you’re probably thinking that I completely despise everything about what I see on TV. Actually, there have been some interesting themed shows popping up in the last few years. Despite the excessive heaps of crime/cop shows (and ‘reality’ shows) populating primetime television, several programs with relatively innovative premises – and even good writing, on occasion, have also come into being (if only for a season or two before running out of ideas).

 

Writers Don’t Change, FCC Rules and Ownership of Media Companies/TV Networks Do

 

There are still good writers, real reporters, etc. in the world. They haven’t become extinct. What there’s less of is independent/community TV stations and media companies. It wouldn’t be so galling to see tripe on TV if it was the product of innumerable different minds all magically producing cookie-cutter media, but that’s not actually possible – historically speaking. With media corporations trying to repeat their “success” in using the recycling of top-ten lists for radio in the television industry, there’s very little room for variety or creativity anymore. That’s also why I can watch five different shows and see the same story in each one.

 

Even stranger, the oddity of seeing four rows of each of the best-selling breakfast cereals in supermarkets is mirrored in TV by four-hour marathons of “hit” TV shows, every single day. Honestly, MASH is one of my favorite shows, but back-to-back episodes on three different channels at the same time every single day is kind of mind-numbing. Just think how many new shows (or even TV movies) could be aired every day if the networks took a less WalMart-like approach to programming schedules.

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